// Dear Throat,//

I’ll start off with this: I love you. You allow me to speak, and you allow me to breathe. I appreciate that.

But I would love it if you would STOP being sore. That would be great. I mean, right now you are making me feel miserable. It hurts to swallow and talk. So if you could stop being sore, that would be fantastic. I would love you even more, too. Thanks in advance!

You’re friend,

De

// Today is one of those days where all I want to do is listen to music and catch up with what’s going on on Tumblr, but, alas, work awaits me.//